+20° (68F) – Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).
+15° (59F) – Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).
+10°(50F) – Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
+5° (41F)– You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don’t start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
0° (32F) – Water freezes in America , in Russia it thickens.
-5° (23F) – French cars don’t start.
-10°(14F) – You’re planning a vacation to Australia .
-15°(5F) – Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
-18°(0.4F) – New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic.
-20° (-4F) – American cars don’t start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.
-25°(-13F) – German cars don’t start. Hawaiians are dead.
-30° (-22F) – Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
-35° (-31F) – Too cold to think. Japanese cars don’t start.
-40° (-40F) – You’re planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don’t start.
-42° (-43.6F) – Transportation stops in Europe . Russians eat ice cream on the street.
-45° (-49F) – All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.
-50° (-56F) – Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska , people close the window in the bathroom.
-60° (-76F) – White bears start moving south.
-70° (-94F) – Hell freezes.
-73° (-99.4F) – Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland . Russians wear earmuff hats.
-80° (-112F) – Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-114° (-173.2F) – Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
-273° (-459.4F) – Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
-295° (-499F) – 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion
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